You ever do or eat or say something that feels normal to you but when you think about it, you know that it is certainly odd?
I do that a lot.
Here are *some* of my oddities:
*I will not dangle my hands or feet over the side of the bed. Maybe it goes back to the whole monster under the bed thing. Just wont do it.
*I must look in every stall of a public bathroom before I will proceed with my business. If the door is locked, I glance at the feet just to see that it is hopefully a woman.
*I ask my husband, or whomever I am out with, to stand outside the bathroom entrance and listen for me just in case. Call me crazy. I have had a personal story of a friend and have seen too many episodes of Criminal Minds.
*I must throw out the last few squares of tp before I will use it. Think about it. Someone else's nasty hands touched that when they ripped off their squares of tp.
*I see that I have a lot of public bathroom issues.
*Appliances must not be left on when I am asleep or leaving the house. I have waited for my dryer to finish.
*I can only read one book at a time.
*I like apple cider vinegar in my chili.
*I might have put peanut butter on a hot dog bun, added a hot dog, chili and vinegar and eaten it. Happily.
*I have eaten and enjoyed peanut butter and miracle whip sammiches. Don't knock it till you have tried it.
*I like saltine crackers with peanut butter smooshed in my vegetable soup.
*Apparently I have peanut butter issues.
*I use way too much toilet paper according to the Charmin commercials.
*I am a very messy teeth brusher. My husband can walk around and brush his teeth. Not me.
*Those girls washing their faces in the commercials like that and not getting soaked t-shirts are LIARS!
*I like white milk. Said white milk needs ice.
*I look in my backseat before entering my car, even in the garage.
OK, that is enough for one sitting :)
What are some of yours?
Tish
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